Joke of the day.. PLEASE READ!!!

[Speedy2222]

daves' birthday

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evening bowling or playing basketball at the gym.His wife thinks he is pushing himself to hard,so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The door man at the club greets them and says,"hey dave.How ya doin?"
His wife looks puzzled and asks dave if he had been to this club before.
"Oh no" says dave,"he is on my bowling team."
When they are seated,a waitress asks dave if he would like his usual and brings him a yeungling.His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"how did she know that you drink lager?"
"She is in the ladies' bowling league honey.We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to thier table,throws her arms around dave,starts to rub herself all over him and says,"hi davey.Want your usual table dance big boy?"Daves wife,now furious,grabs her purse and storms out the club.
Dave follows her and spots her getting into a cab.Before she can slam the door,he jumps in beside her.Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else,but his wife is having none of it.She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,saying every four letter word in the book.
Just then the cabby turns around and says,"geez dave,you picked up a real ***** this time!"

[Max]

Haha! Good one!

[Speedy2222]

Here's another good one..
THE TEST

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it, just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

[BlasterChick]

I love both of them. Where did you find them or did you just make them up?

[yb200cc]

LMAO

here's a good one too:


the sugar bowl
Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with

>a female roommate Vikki...
>
> During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
>pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
>relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
>Over the course of
>the
>evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if
there
>was
>
>more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.
>
>Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must
>be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
>
>About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your
>mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl.
>You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll
>email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
>
> Dear Mama,
>
>I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm
>not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has

>been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
>
>Love,
>
>Anthony
>
>Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama,
>which
>read:
>
> Dear Son,
>
>I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that
>you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she were
>sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
>
>Love,
>
>Mama

[kittsy8]

hahahah there all great lol

[BlasterChick]

iI love the surgar bowl one most! But they are all funny!

[kittsy8]

another blonde joke



ok there are these 3 skyscraper contsruction workers... one had brown hair, one had black hair, and the other had blonde hair.... well thier workin along and soon it came lunch time... sooo they all open there lunches well the brown hair guy opened his up and said pizza pizza pizza if my wife packs me pizza one more time im goona jump off this building..... well then the black hair guy opens his up and says u no what if my wife packs me eggs one more time im goona jump off this building.... sooo then the blonde guy opens his up and says if my wife me sandwichtes one more time im goona jump off this building too...

so the next day comes around and lunch time pops up.... brown hair guy opens his lunch up first and what do u know it was pizza sooo off he jumps and splat hes dead
next is the black hair guy and what do u know eggs and off he jumps... SPLAT hes dead too
next is the blonde and what do u know its a sandwich...and SPLAT his dead too

soo the funeral comes up and all there wifes are crying except the blondes guys wife... soo the other 2 wifes come up to her and ask her why she isnt crying.... the blonde guys wife replies... he packed his own lunch

[Speedy2222]

lol ^^ that is great...

[kittsy8]

theres more too it but i shortened it a little sooo it wasnt too long lol

[Max]

kittsy8 said:

theres more too it but i shortened it a little sooo it wasnt too long lol

Haha it was pretty funny.

[blaster240mxer]

lol thats funny

[blasta13]

heres a funny one...

okay, there is an american guy, a german guy, and a chinease guy all staying at this hotel. the room cleaner goes up to the american guy and says "u want new sheets on ur bed?" and he says "yeah" then he asks the german guy "do u want new sheets on ur bed?" and he says "ja" and then he asks the chinease guy "do u want new sheets on ur bed" and the chinease guy says " u sheet on my bed i sheet on ur head!"

[kdogg43]

sorry, i don;t like to laugh

[blaster99]

lol there all funny